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It's true. Virgins always live the longest in horror movies. Plus, virgins don't have to worry about STDs! Or pregnancies!! Or cervical cancer!!! Hahaha! Long live the virgins!

EDIT: Oh my gosh, I am laughing my ass off at how many people are offended by this stamp! :rofl: May I recommend one of my other stamps? [link]

Duh! I know some people are born with STDs, and yes, I know some people get cervical cancer without having sex. But 90% of all cervical cancer cases are contracted from sexual intercourse. Why do you think some states are vaccinating young girls before they become sexually active?

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:iconmoony1:
*high fives* xD
:iconladybunnyinsane:
This cracks me up XDDD Good point though.

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Maria: Oh yeah, how was the video, by the way?
Rachel: Me and Jorge's?
Maria: O___O no...
Rachel: OH! *laughs* No, I mean- Like...
Maria: Ew, oh my gosh. I meant the video for health.
Rachel: Yeah, it was okay. That was the worst misunderstanding ever.
:iconsweet-nymph:
This is true. Though not exclusively. STDs can be spread through other means, but drugs are a sure sign of death in horrors, too.

Also, those things gotta start somewhere.

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Caffeine, a few days without any sleep, maybe some hard liquor. It's once I start wildly chain-smoking that I know I've hit that 'sweet spot'.
:iconmiss-hart:
yessss lol

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when i [s][p][e][a][k] i c/r/o/s/s my fingers
:iconpapuruikazuchi:
cervical cancer? x.x uhm....yeah they do?

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:icontore-your-dress:
actually, people with healthy sex lives have been proven to live longer.

and you don't have to worry about any of those things if you practice safe sex.

and movies are fake, didn't anyone ever teach you that?

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"Taught me a lot of things. Like never manage a celtic rock band with a heroin addicted front man, a mentally ill fiddler, and the rest of the band comprised of constant drunks who are simultaneously egotistical and dimwitted."
:iconmiss-satan:
Sex makes you happy, and happy people live longer.

YOU LIE.
:icontore-your-dress:
faith in humanity points is the BEST THING i've ever heard of in my life. i'm doing it. thank you for introducing the idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Taught me a lot of things. Like never manage a celtic rock band with a heroin addicted front man, a mentally ill fiddler, and the rest of the band comprised of constant drunks who are simultaneously egotistical and dimwitted."
:iconmistress-blood:
Aww, did I hurt your feelings? ;P It's just a stamp.

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I'm not passing judgement, I just think you're stupid.
:iconeverroxas:
I totally agree with you! Someday, I might lose it, but right now, I'm happy the way I am! :) Thanks for the stamp!

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"That's what you think..." ~EverRoxas

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